The Best BJ

The Best BJ is a full featured Blackjack 21 simulator that pits you against a virtual casino Blackjack dealer! ..How good are you at "BJ" and are you ready to show off your impressive BJ skills? Whether you are a pro or looking to get better, "The Best BJ" is for you!

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ZaxtorGameS

Released

20 Jul 2021

5 years ago

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Positive Karma Decision

Made A Tempting Choice To NOT Take The Easy Money!

Negative Karma Decision

Took The Easy Money.. Don't Care About Being a Bum!

Spit it.. err Split It! Yeah!

First Time Splitting My Stuff!

Got My First BJ!

Ohhhh *moans* What A Great BJ It Was!

Made My First Thousand Bucks!

I Can Now Buy 4 Good Sucks! ;-)

Made My First Five Thousand Bucks!

I Can Now Buy One Really Good F*ck!

Made My First Ten Thousand Bucks!

I Can Now Buy A Really Cheap Toyota Truck!

Made My First Twenty Thousand Bucks!

I Can Now Buy A Year Of Good Luck!

Made My First Fifty Thousand Bucks!

I Can Now Buy A Really Nice Pickup Truck!

Made My First Hundred Thousand Bucks!

I Can Now Buy My Own Cool Trailer House, Shucks!

Made My First Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand Bucks!

I Can Now Buy A Small House In Lubbock!

Made My First Half Million Bucks!

I Can Buy A House In Colorado That Doesn't Suck!

I Made My First Million Bucks!

Holy Hell, I Am Now Rich As F*ck!

I Have A Balance of $69!

I May Not Be Rich, But I'm Happy Damn It!

Holy Smokes! I've Received 3 BJs In A Row!

This Game Did What No Woman Has Ever Done Before!

I Busted! Ahhhhh!

I Mean Who Can Do This Whole 'BJ' Thang And Not Ever Bust?

Two Cards, Two Queen of Hearts!

I Think Love Is Looking For Me Today!

I Made The Top 10 For The First Time!

I'm Destined for Greatness.. When It Comes To This 'BJ' Thang!

I Made The Top 5 For The First Time!

Only Four Others Are As Good At Doing The 'BJ' As Me!

I Made Top BJ King For The First Time!

Nobody Does The 'BJ' As Well As Me Baybee!

Three Aces In A Row! Whoa!!

They Say That Ace Means Luck.. I Must Be Lucky As F*ck!!

I Got My Ass Lit Up By God Himself!

I Did Nothing Wrong I Say! ..Nothing At All! ..I'm Freakin' Innocent Yo!

I'm Burnt Like An Electrofied And Sinful, Rich Golfer!

God Lit My Ass Up 25 Times In A Single Game!

Ashes.. Ashes. We All Fall Down!

God Is Freakin' PISSED! I Didn't Do Shit Man! ..I'm Contacting The Better Religious Bureau!

I Am Truly A Bad, Baddddd Man! Bwah Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

It Takes One BADDDDDD Man To Piss Off God This Much!

This damn game says that I'm "Rude"...

Well dammit, now I'm in a bad, bad mood!

This crazy game says that I'm "Unsavory"...

I'm the best damn thing this game has ever seen, end of story!

This silly ass game says that I'm a "Scoundrel"...

Well.. I think that this game can go straight to hell!

This farkin' game says that I'm "Malicious"...

But I tend to believe that I'm actually quite delicious!

This fookin' game says that I'm "Dastardly"...

But I think whoever developed this game is a bastard ..Wee!

This dastardly game says that I'm "Vile"...

Call it what you want game, but that's just my style!

What the hell.. This damn game said that I'm "Wicked"...

Yo, dev.. Re-do the code! This should NOT be permitted!

Ugh, this vile and malicious game said that I am "Wretched"...

Well maybe I'd be a little bit nicer if I wasn't so indebted!

I sold my soul to the devil for virtual, meaningless money!

It takes a helluva dumbass to make this achievement! My momma is so proud!

I've made a total of half a million dollars!

..Too bad I've lost most of that money, lol!

I've made a million bucks total at The Best BJ!

It's hard. Such hard work to make such 'big' BJ moments!

I've now made 5 milly doing this whole BJ thing!

"The more you do it, the better ya get!"

10 million! I've made TEN MILLION BUCKS Yo!

If only it was real money ya know?

I'm Rich AF.. 25 million dollars I've made now!

"My BJ Game is pure gold baby!"

I'm getting so good at this BJ stuff, 50 million happy holler dollars now!

"If you want me to make ya holler, It's gonna cost ya more than a dollar!"

When you're as good at the BJ as me baby...

You'll be rolling in the mountains of virtual hundred dollar bills!

Nobody.. I Said Nobody.. Is the King of The BJ like ME!

$500,000,000 baby! That's Five-Hundred-Milly!!

I am a bad, bad man (or woman)!

I set my karma to ZERO and give zero shits about it!

I am such a great person, I swear! ..Wait, I mean I don't swear.. I just mean it ya know?

I maxed my karma out in a video game, this means I'm a great person right?

That dealer, she.. she.. she... shafted me hard!

I know she's cheating and got the cards stacked against me, so I reset my damn game! But who's angry?! ..Not me!

Eryka Summers.. Pffft. She's definitely cheating me!

I want to... %$%&# this Eryka Cheater Face! I will RESET my game every time she cheats me!

So Eryka, you filthy rotten &#@&! Must suck to be stuck cheatin' and stuck inside my PC!

I've RESET my damn game 25 times now, and she can go straight to hell! ..Uhh *cough* - No, I'm not mad at all! Grrr....

ARGHHHHH!! !!! Okay! I'm Mad Okay! I can't stop cheatin' and RESETTING this game but she's cheatin' too! She cheated first!

I'm the lowest of low. I'm the damnedest of damn. She's not cheatin' I know.. but I blow. (Game Reset 100x)

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